Joke #7777

When you're neckin' with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You might think it's funny... But it's not.

This is a visual joke. Blow some cigarette smoke into a shoe, what do you have? A palestinian waiting for the bus.

Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot? Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"

Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party? They gave him the cold shoulder!

This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.

Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths? A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet!

Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."

Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!

I don't like the term "anal bleaching". I prefer "changing your ringtone."

A Guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says, "I bet $50 that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus can't play." The people in the bar look around and someone fetches out an old guitar. The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes up the strings and starts playing the guitar. The octopus' owner pockets the fifty bucks. The next guy comes up with a trumpet, octopus takes the horn, loosens up the keys, licks it's lips and starts playing a jazz solo. The guy hands over another fifty bucks to the octopus' owner. The bar owner has been watching all this and disappears out back, coming back a few moments later with a set of bagpipes under his arm. He puts them on the bar and says to the guy, "Now if your octopus can play that I'll give you a hundred dollars." The octopus takes a look at the bagpipes, lifts it up, turns it over, and has another look from a different angle. Puzzled, the octopus' owner comes up and says, "What are you pissing around for? Hurry up and play the damn thing!" The octopus says, "Play it? If I can figure out how to get it's pajama's off, I'm gonna screw it!"