Joke #7777

When you're neckin' with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You might think it's funny... But it's not.
Vote: has 31.56 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: disgusting

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
Vote: has 39.47 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: disgusting, fart
If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.
Vote: has 43.21 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: disgusting, fart
regular ass (_!_) fat ass (__!__) tight ass (!) flat ass (_._) bubble ass (_^_) sore ass (_*_) lop-sided ass (_!__) swishy ass {_!_} surprised ass (_o_) ass that's been around (_O_) kiss my ass (_x_) leave my ass alone (_X_) tired ass (_zzz_) wise ass (_o^o_) unlucky ass (_13_) money out the ass (_$_) dumb ass (_?_)
Vote: has 73.93 % from 55 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: disgusting, fart
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, "What is that?" "They're smart pills," said the other boy. "Eat them and they'll make you smarter." So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap." "See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."
Vote: has 50.45 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, disgusting
A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down. As she bends down to reach into her purse for her wallet, she farts loudly with the waiter right behind her. She sits abruptly back up, glares at the waiter and shouts “Stop that!” To which the waiter replies, “Sure, which way did it go?”
Vote: has 57.73 % from 35 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: disgusting
Josi frequently attends his church Bingo club, where every week a gag doorprize is given out. One week, Josi is presented with a toilet brush. "What the hell is this?" he asks the pastor. "Why, it's a toilet brush." "Ooh, I see," says Josi. A couple weeks later, the pastor jokingly asks Josi how the brush is working. "Well, it's okay, but I think I'll go back to using paper."
Vote: has 73.44 % from 30 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: church, disgusting, work
Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanut!" "What do you mean, Johnny? Is it shaped like a peanut?" "No," says Johnny. "It's salty."
Vote: has 76.44 % from 92 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: disgusting, gay, little Johnny
A girl was a prostitute, but she did not want her grandma to know. One day the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and she was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway. Suddenly the girl's grandma came by and saw her. "Why are you standing in line, dear?" she asked. Not willing to let her grandma know the truth, the girl told her that the policemen were passing out free oranges. "Why, that is awfully nice of them! I think I'll get some for myself," said the grandma. A policeman went down the line, asking for information from all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?" Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take out my dentures and suck them dry!"
Vote: has 79.28 % from 88 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: cop, disgusting, family, party, sex
Q: What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Vote: has 62.14 % from 30 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, disgusting, women
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath. The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car," said the little boy. The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl. A few seconds later the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?" "Sure," said the little boy. The little boy's mother was down stairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said. "Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
Vote: has 65.56 % from 51 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: disgusting