Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
There are three men on a desert island: Genius, Smart, and Idiot. Genius has concluded that at least one man must swim to shore and get help. Genius volunteered himself, as he is the most likely to get remember to get help. Genius, not being very athletic, swam halfway to safety and then drowned. Days later, Smart finally realized Genius drowned. Smart then decided it was his turn to swim and get help. Idiot agreed because he didn't know what was happening. Smart, not being very athletic, swam three quarte rs of the way to safety and drowned. Days later, Idiot decided it must his turn to swim. He also did not know what his goal was. Idiot, not having very much intelligence, swam halfway to safety, felt tired, so he swam back to the island he was stranded on.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.