Joke #7874

Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
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Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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