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Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
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Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
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Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
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Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
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