Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
Three guys sit in a bar complaining about their wives. The first guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries an automatic garage door opener in her car and she doesn't have a garage door." The second guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she listens to an iPod and she doesn't have any earphones." The third guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries a purse full of condoms and she doesn't even have a d**k."
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.