Joke #7918

Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.

I like my women how I like my laptop. Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.

Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system

Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!

What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."

Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.

I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

A nice lady in a short skirt walks up to a police man on the street and says, "I have a problem." The police man asked her what it is, she points to a man across the street and says, "See that man?" The police man replies, "Yes, is he watching you?" She replies, " NO!, that is the problem!"

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

I like my women like my morning coffee, falling off the roof of my car as I peel out of a gas station parking lot.

A beautiful woman who had a golden little plane necklace was seated next to a guy on the plane. During the flight all the time he was gazing at the necklace. When the woman asked him: "Are you interested in my necklace?" "No lady; I would rather its runway!" answered the guy.