Why is a woman different from a PC?
A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.
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I like my women how I like my laptop.
Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.
Womens are like computer virus...
they ENTER your life...
SEARCH your pocket...
SHIFT your balance ...
CONTROL your life...
when you become an old version DELET you from the system
Q: Wanna hear a joke?
A: Women's Rights.
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
If the box says:
"This software requires Windows XP or better"
Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
Q: What do you call a blonde chick standing on her head?
A: A brunette.
A woman walks into her doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I need to lose weight fast."
And the doctor says, "Instead of putting food in your mouth, try putting it up your butt."
Two months later she comes in and says, "Doctor, it's a dream come true. I'm half the size I was."
But the doctor notices that she is bouncing up and down up and down... and he asks, "But where did you get this twitch?"
The woman replies, "I don't have a nervous twitch, I'm chewing bubble gum."
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A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son:
"Dad, what is Windows 95?"
"Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."