Joke #7918

Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.
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I like my women how I like my laptop. Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.
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Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
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Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss. The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "Has your plane arrived yet?"
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A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want no vacaine because I’m in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You’re certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
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A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled, "A crocodile, a crocodile!" The woman woke up and asked, "Where, where?" A man cried again, "O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"
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