Why is a woman different from a PC?
A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.
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I like my women how I like my laptop.
Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.
Womens are like computer virus...
they ENTER your life...
SEARCH your pocket...
SHIFT your balance ...
CONTROL your life...
when you become an old version DELET you from the system
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him.
"What'll you have?" he asked.
"Oh, I don't know.
The same as you I suppose," she replied.
So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.
"Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered.
"I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go," cried the husband.
"And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house?
A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
A: Snowballs.
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach?
No, you should do it on a computer.
Vote:
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet?
A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus?
It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.