Why is a woman different from a PC?
A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.
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I like my women how I like my laptop.
Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.
Womens are like computer virus...
they ENTER your life...
SEARCH your pocket...
SHIFT your balance ...
CONTROL your life...
when you become an old version DELET you from the system
“Doc, I think my son has VD,” a patient told his urologist on the phone, “The only woman he’s screwed is our maid.”
“Okay, don’t be hard on him. He’s just a kid,” the medic soothed, “Get him in here right away and I’ll take care of him.”
“But I’ve been screwing the maid too, and I’ve got the same symptoms he has.”
“Then you come in with him and I’ll fix you both up,” replied the doctor.
“Well,” the man admitted, “I think my wife has it too.”
“Oh crap!” the physician roared, “That means we’ve all got it!”
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
Q: Why do women have two holes so close together?
A: In case you miss.
I’ve invented a human computer.
When he does a mistake he blames another computer.
There was a crooked woman,
who ran a crooked mile.
She found a crooked Weiner,
who always made her smile.
She belongs in prison,
for she is just a crook.
And if you don't believe me,
you can read it in her book.
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Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
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