Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.