Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.