Joke #8697

Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.

A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen". The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them". Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.

If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?

I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Funny facts about Google users: 50% of people use Google well as a search engine. The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected

When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.

Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.