Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen". The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them". Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Funny facts about Google users: 50% of people use Google well as a search engine. The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.