Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.