Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.