Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.