Joke #896

Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
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Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
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Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
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Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
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Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
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Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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