Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snow blower coming.
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Vaginas are like weather,
when it's wet, it's time to go inside.
Q: How are women and a hurricane alike?
A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Whats the second thing thats hard in the morning? waking up!
What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common?
You can't f**k with either one.
Q: What are the hottest days during summer?
A: Sun-days
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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A little old man who's hard of hearing goes to see the doctor. As he can't hear very well, he takes his wife with him.
The doctor examines the man and then says, "Hmm, I think we need to take a stool sample, a urine sample and a sperm sample."
The old man turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife replies, "He said he wants your underwear."
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There were three nurses in a morgue...
They entered a room where they had discovered that there was a dead man laying on the bed with a hard-on.
The first nurse was very forward and said, "Wow! I have never seen that before, I can't let that go to waste".
After saying this the first nurse sat and rode it.
The 2nd nurse did the same.
The third nurse explained that she couldn't as she was on her period.
After a bit of convincing she eventually rode it.
After 3 minutes the man woke up.
The Nurses said, "What the hell... You were dead a few minutes ago"
The man replied, "yeah I was... But I feel great now I have had two jump starts and a blood transfusion".