Joke #9636

Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.
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Babe when I die I want you to cremate me, pour my ashes into a bowl of chili, and eat me just so I can tear that ass up one more time!
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What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.
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A blonde pick ups her dress from the dry cleaners, when she leaves the Cashier says, "Come again!" Bonde said, "Nah..It was ketchup this time."
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The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked. "Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac." "I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour." "That’s not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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