Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.
Vaginas are like weather, when it's wet, it's time to go inside.
Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women? Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Being a very religious kind of person, when I checked into my hotel, I said to the woman at the desk; "I hope the p*rn channel in my room is disabled." "No," she said, "It's regular p*rn, you sick b*stard!"
The horrible moment when there's a really cute girls on the bus, but you're too shy to start masturbating in front of everyone...
Mr. Smith's wife has been in a coma for four months. The nurses have come to realise that she moves every time they wash her crotch area. The doctors think hard about this. They bring in Mr. Smith and say that they have a good idea. Perhaps if he practices oral sex with her she will wake out of the coma. Mr. Smith would do anything so he asks for some privacy. He soon rushes out saying: "I think she's choking!"
A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick. An ugly woman is passing and remarks "If you were a gentleman, you would lift your hat for a lady ..." He replies "If you were any sort of lady, the hat would lift itself!"
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.