Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snow blower coming.
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Vaginas are like weather,
when it's wet, it's time to go inside.
Q: How are women and a hurricane alike?
A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.
That tornado damage your cow barn any?
Dunno.
Haven't found the durn thing yet.
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Q: What's the difference between basketball and sex?
A: In basketball you dribble before you shoot!
What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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