Joke #9636

Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.

Vaginas are like weather, when it's wet, it's time to go inside.

Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.

I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.

A kid walks by his parents having sex asks what's going on and his mother tells him, "We are making fishsticks". The next day the kid says, "Mom were you making fishsticks again?" And she says "Why, yes, how did you know, honey?" And the kid replies, "Well, you have a little tarter sauce on your mouth."

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.

Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!

I went to a pharmacy and asked for a black condom. Manager wondered and asked me, "why black sir?" "My friend's husband died; I want to console her," I said.