Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snow blower coming.
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Vaginas are like weather,
when it's wet, it's time to go inside.
Q: How are women and a hurricane alike?
A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Me: Can I call an officer a pussy?
Cop: No.
Me: Can I call a pussy 'officer?'
Cop: I guess you could...
Me: Goodnight, officer
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat.
"But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously.
"Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly.
"After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with 3 Playboy Playmates
A: Hugh Hefner.
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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