Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.
Vaginas are like weather, when it's wet, it's time to go inside.
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
Babe when I die I want you to cremate me, pour my ashes into a bowl of chili, and eat me just so I can tear that ass up one more time!
What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.
A blonde pick ups her dress from the dry cleaners, when she leaves the Cashier says, "Come again!" Bonde said, "Nah..It was ketchup this time."
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked. "Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac." "I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour." "That’s not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.