Joke #9691

Q: Why do some women look at blank paper? A: They like to read their rights.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow.

Q: Why did the woman get thrown out of the riding stable? A: She wanted to mount the horse her way.

A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire".

Q: Why did this woman cross the road? A: Because I was not fast enough to hit her.

Women prefer the simple things in life… like men.

Son: "Mommy why doesn't Gandhi have hair?" Mom: "Because he never lies." Son: "Ohh now I see why ladies have long hair."

Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch? A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

Two men work in a mortuary. One says to another, "You should see that woman they brought in today. She'd been in the water for a week. Her clit was like a pickle." "Ew!" says the other fellow. "It was green?" "No, it was sour!"

I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer... but no one will do it.

Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.