Q: Why do some women look at blank paper? A: They like to read their rights.
"If women ruled the world," said my wife, "there'd be no wars." "That's true," I replied. "Wars require strategy and logic."
What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man? Answer: “Lazy.”
Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch? A: A whore fucks everybody and a bitch fucks everybody but you.
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized."
Question: Why do women have smaller feet than men? Answer: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Either the woman at the back of the train has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokémons.
A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
Jennifer, wanna go to my place? I am not Jennifer But I didn't ask about that...
What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections? A whine and cheese party.
A guy is late to meet with his friends at the local bar the friends obviously ask why he is late and he responds: "Wow, you won't believe what just happened. So I take the usual route via the rail tracks and suddenly I see a young, naked woman tied up next to the tracks." The friends are curious and ask: "Well, what happened next?" The guy says: "Of course I untied her and we had sex because I freed her." The friends are cheering and one friend asks: "Soo... did you get any head?" The guy says: "No, I couldn't find it..."