Joke #9691

Q: Why do some women look at blank paper? A: They like to read their rights.
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A beautiful woman who had a golden little plane necklace was seated next to a guy on the plane. During the flight all the time he was gazing at the necklace. When the woman asked him: "Are you interested in my necklace?" "No lady; I would rather its runway!" answered the guy.
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According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a women are their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
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What’s the difference between goats and women?? Goats are always horney.
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What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one.
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A young woman for whom a marriage with an old man was being arranged by her parents refused to go through with the ceremony because as she put it, " I don't want to feel old age creeping on me!"
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I told my friend that she drew her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised.
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There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
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