Q: Why do some women look at blank paper?
A: They like to read their rights.
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How are women and linoleum floors alike?
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
There was this old woman who heard a song called “Two Lips and Seven Kisses.”
She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company.
In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, “Do you have “Two Lips and Seven Kisses?”
The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, “No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!”
So the woman asked, “Is this a record?”
To which the man replied, “No, its average!”
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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If the Earth turned 30 times faster, we would get salary every day, but women would bleed to death...
Q: What was the first word out of Adam's mouth when he first saw Eve?
A: Whoa man! Thus, the word "woman" was created.
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Q: Why do men fart louder than women?
A: because they have a microphone and two speakers.
I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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Q: Why did God invent yeast infection?
A: So women know what it feels like to live with an annoying c*nt.
Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.