What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined? A: For buttering up her clients.
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.