The best teen jokes

A teenager is a hopeless romantic who never falls in love more then twice a week.
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Q: What is the difference between a teenager on her rag and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.
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I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
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I know when god becomes angry. When teenage girls get pregnant and their parents exclaim, "Oh god! What have you done?!"
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I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers
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Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!
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A teenage boy overdosed on ten bottles of Viagra. Not only is he lucky to be alive, he’s lucky not to have taken his eye out.
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