The best teen jokes

A teenager is a hopeless romantic who never falls in love more then twice a week.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: love, romantic, teen, time
Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common? A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, morbid, teen
Q: What is the difference between a teenager on her rag and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, teen, terrorist
Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life, phone, teen
I know when god becomes angry. When teenage girls get pregnant and their parents exclaim, "Oh god! What have you done?!"
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has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: god, life, teen
I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Halloween, teen
I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck, teen
Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!
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has 43.51 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: catholic, dirty, priest, teen
A teenage boy overdosed on ten bottles of Viagra. Not only is he lucky to be alive, he’s lucky not to have taken his eye out.
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has 32.58 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: life, sex, teen, viagra