The best teen jokes

A teenager is a hopeless romantic who never falls in love more then twice a week.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: love, romantic, teen, time
Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common? A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
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has 64.71 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, morbid, teen
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life, teen
Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life, phone, teen
Q: What is the difference between a teenager on her rag and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, teen, terrorist
I know when god becomes angry. When teenage girls get pregnant and their parents exclaim, "Oh god! What have you done?!"
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has 50.67 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: god, life, teen
I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Halloween, teen
I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck, teen
Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!
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has 42.42 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: catholic, dirty, priest, teen
A teenage boy overdosed on ten bottles of Viagra. Not only is he lucky to be alive, he’s lucky not to have taken his eye out.
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has 32.58 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: life, sex, teen, viagra