Young, blond, sexy, extreme sports amateur, nice body, long legs, sells truck...
I went to the store the other day.
I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?
‘If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem.
If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.’
John Paul Getty A woman rings her insurance company.
‘Our house burnt down and I want £100,000,’ she says.
Q: And do you have a lock on your locker?
A: Yes sir.
Down in the bayou, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suin' the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer.
Q: What do you call a computer expert?
A: A control-alt-elite.
How about we march into your red zone and I'll split the uprights?
High five!
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
How is a blond with makeup called?
Simpleminded picture.