Down in the bayou, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suin' the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer.
Q: What do you call a computer expert?
A: A control-alt-elite.
How about we march into your red zone and I'll split the uprights?
High five!
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
How did the blonde burn her nose?
Bobbing for chips.
How is a blond with makeup called?
Simpleminded picture.
Outgoing e-mails have tobacco stains on them.
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth?
A: All of them.
Vote:
Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian?
A: You know they'll swallow.