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What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do?
Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Officer: "I'm arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia."
Man: "No wait! I can explain everything!"
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
Dead Siri-ous.
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I have a statistics joke, but it's not significant.
I have a regression joke, but it sounds quite mean.
I have a machine learning joke, but it is not performing as well on a new audience.
I have a joke about deep learning but I can't explain it.
I have a geography joke, but I don't know where it is.
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind.
Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret?
They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die.
Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
