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Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong.
Why?
Because a virus does something.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea.
Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?
An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
Steve Jobs was an amazing man.
He will live in my hard drive forever!
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Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a hard drive.
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Why should you never fart in an apple store?
They don't have Windows!
"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
very long pause...
"Java."
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