The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac? DON'T keep taking the tablets!
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.