Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
Where do you go if you become ‘at one’ with your computer? Nerdvana.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night: PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible. PC2: Why, what did you dream about ? PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.