The best alcohol jokes

There is a guy. His favorite bar is called 'Sally's Legs'. The bar is closed, so he waits outside for it to open. He was waiting a long time and a cop got suspicious, came over to him, and asked, "What are you doing?" The guy replies, "I'm waiting for 'Sally's Legs' to open so I can get a drink."
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has 13.56 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar
What do you call an alcoholic dog? A whino!
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has 11.99 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Down in the bayou, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suin' the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer? "Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer.
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has 9.49 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, lawyer
Q: How do you start a parade in the ghetto? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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has 9.33 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
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