The best alcohol jokes

Seen in a bar near here: "We don't stand in your toilet, so please don't pee on our floor!"
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has 14.23 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
What do you call an alcoholic dog? A whino!
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has 12.16 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Down in the bayou, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suin' the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer? "Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer.
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has 9.81 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, lawyer
Q: How do you start a parade in the ghetto? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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has 9.33 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
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