Seen in a bar near here: "We don't stand in your toilet, so please don't pee on our floor!"
What do you call an alcoholic dog? A whino!
Down in the bayou, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suin' the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer? "Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer.
Q: How do you start a parade in the ghetto? A: Roll a 40 down the street.