The best beauty jokes

Q: What is the only thing you will ever hear being said to a Mexican wearing a 3pc suit? A: "Will the defendant please rise".
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has 40.11 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: beauty, mexican, prison
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dentist
Two attorneys were walking out of a bar and a beautiful young lady walks by. One attorney turns to his associate and comments "Boy, I would like to fuck her! The other attorney thinks for a second and said "Out of what"?
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: bar, beauty, lawyer
Client: "The blue looks OK, but it would be great if it was a little more orange. Like "blorange."
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: beauty, customer service, work
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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has 37.73 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, winter, women
A man is in a bar and has one too many drinks. This beautiful lady sits down next to him. He turns to her and says "Hey how bout it. You and me, gettin it on. I've got a couple dollars and it looks like you could use a little money." She stands up and says, "What makes you think I charge by the inch."
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, beauty, money, women
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.
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has 32.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: baby, beauty, black humor
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and they stink.
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has 15.67 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, ugly, vulgar, women
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