Q: What is the only thing you will ever hear being said to a Mexican wearing a 3pc suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise".
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?"
Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter?
A: Because their lips will get chapped!
A man is in a bar and has one too many drinks.
This beautiful lady sits down next to him.
He turns to her and says "Hey how bout it.
You and me, gettin it on. I've got a couple dollars and it looks like you could use a little money."
She stands up and says, "What makes you think I charge by the inch."
Client: "The blue looks OK, but it would be great if it was a little more orange. Like "blorange."
Vote:
Two attorneys were walking out of a bar and a beautiful young lady walks by.
One attorney turns to his associate and comments "Boy, I would like to fuck her!
The other attorney thinks for a second and said "Out of what"?
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made.
Vote:
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and they stink.