What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman?
"Immediately start downloading it."
Client: "The blue looks OK, but it would be great if it was a little more orange. Like "blorange."
Vote:
Q: What is the only thing you will ever hear being said to a Mexican wearing a 3pc suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise".
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter?
A: Because their lips will get chapped!
A man is in a bar and has one too many drinks.
This beautiful lady sits down next to him.
He turns to her and says "Hey how bout it.
You and me, gettin it on. I've got a couple dollars and it looks like you could use a little money."
She stands up and says, "What makes you think I charge by the inch."
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?"
Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made.
Vote:
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and they stink.