The best beauty jokes

What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: beauty, geek, IT, women
Client: "The blue looks OK, but it would be great if it was a little more orange. Like "blorange."
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: beauty, customer service, work
Q: What is the only thing you will ever hear being said to a Mexican wearing a 3pc suit? A: "Will the defendant please rise".
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has 35.47 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: beauty, mexican, prison
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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has 35.37 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, winter, women
A man is in a bar and has one too many drinks. This beautiful lady sits down next to him. He turns to her and says "Hey how bout it. You and me, gettin it on. I've got a couple dollars and it looks like you could use a little money." She stands up and says, "What makes you think I charge by the inch."
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, beauty, money, women
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dentist
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.
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has 31.45 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: baby, beauty, black humor
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and they stink.
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has 19.01 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, ugly, vulgar, women
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