The best beauty jokes

We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: beauty, geek, IT, women
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, winter, women
A man is in a bar and has one too many drinks. This beautiful lady sits down next to him. He turns to her and says "Hey how bout it. You and me, gettin it on. I've got a couple dollars and it looks like you could use a little money." She stands up and says, "What makes you think I charge by the inch."
has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, beauty, money, women
Client: "The blue looks OK, but it would be great if it was a little more orange. Like "blorange."
has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: beauty, customer service, work
Two attorneys were walking out of a bar and a beautiful young lady walks by. One attorney turns to his associate and comments "Boy, I would like to fuck her! The other attorney thinks for a second and said "Out of what"?
has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: bar, beauty, lawyer
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.
has 32.47 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: baby, beauty, black humor
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and they stink.
has 15.34 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, ugly, vulgar, women
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