The best beauty jokes

A man is in a bar and has one too many drinks. This beautiful lady sits down next to him. He turns to her and says "Hey how bout it. You and me, gettin it on. I've got a couple dollars and it looks like you could use a little money." She stands up and says, "What makes you think I charge by the inch."
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, beauty, money, women
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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has 36.52 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, winter, women
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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has 36.52 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris, sex, women
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dentist
Client: "The blue looks OK, but it would be great if it was a little more orange. Like "blorange."
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: beauty, customer service, work
Q: What is the only thing you will ever hear being said to a Mexican wearing a 3pc suit? A: "Will the defendant please rise".
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has 34.00 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: beauty, mexican, prison
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.
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has 30.74 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: baby, beauty, black humor
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and they stink.
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has 20.44 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, ugly, vulgar, women
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