The best beauty jokes

Yesterday I was at the hairdresser to cut my hair. The cutting of the hair costs 3 Euros but I had only 1 Euro. So I have asked the hairdresser if she will cut my hair also for 1 Euro? She said yes, so I was glad. Ok, it is not perfect, one side of my head is cut a little bit more than the other one, maybe I look a bit weird, but nobody is perfect.
has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: beauty, money, ugly
Client: "The blue looks OK, but it would be great if it was a little more orange. Like "blorange."
has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: beauty, customer service, work
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dentist
Q: What is the only thing you will ever hear being said to a Mexican wearing a 3pc suit? A: "Will the defendant please rise".
has 35.99 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: beauty, mexican, prison
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
has 35.37 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, winter, women
A man is in a bar and has one too many drinks. This beautiful lady sits down next to him. He turns to her and says "Hey how bout it. You and me, gettin it on. I've got a couple dollars and it looks like you could use a little money." She stands up and says, "What makes you think I charge by the inch."
has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, beauty, money, women
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.
has 31.45 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: baby, beauty, black humor
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and they stink.
has 17.43 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, ugly, vulgar, women
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