The best beauty jokes

Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night? A: Cold cream!
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: beauty, wife, winter
Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful. As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years." Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, school, sex, time
Q: How does Jesus celebrate Easter? A: He gets a manicure, pedicure, and has his nails polished.
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has 45.88 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: beauty, christian, easter
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, beauty
I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces. It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Facebook, internet
Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris
Two attorneys were walking out of a bar and a beautiful young lady walks by. One attorney turns to his associate and comments "Boy, I would like to fuck her! The other attorney thinks for a second and said "Out of what"?
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: bar, beauty, lawyer
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris, sex, women
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: beauty, geek, IT, women
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris
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