Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night? A: Cold cream!
Q: How does Jesus celebrate Easter? A: He gets a manicure, pedicure, and has his nails polished.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful. As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years." Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces. It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
Two attorneys were walking out of a bar and a beautiful young lady walks by. One attorney turns to his associate and comments "Boy, I would like to fuck her! The other attorney thinks for a second and said "Out of what"?
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.