Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A: Married.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For hare care.
I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
Q: How does Jesus celebrate Easter?
A: He gets a manicure, pedicure, and has his nails polished.
Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful.
As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years."
Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Yesterday I was at the hairdresser to cut my hair.
The cutting of the hair costs 3 Euros but I had only 1 Euro.
So I have asked the hairdresser if she will cut my hair also for 1 Euro?
She said yes, so I was glad.
Ok, it is not perfect, one side of my head is cut a little bit more than the other one, maybe I look a bit weird, but nobody is perfect.
Two attorneys were walking out of a bar and a beautiful young lady walks by.
One attorney turns to his associate and comments "Boy, I would like to fuck her!
The other attorney thinks for a second and said "Out of what"?
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman?
"Immediately start downloading it."