Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces. It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful. As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years." Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
Q: How does Jesus celebrate Easter? A: He gets a manicure, pedicure, and has his nails polished.
Two attorneys were walking out of a bar and a beautiful young lady walks by. One attorney turns to his associate and comments "Boy, I would like to fuck her! The other attorney thinks for a second and said "Out of what"?
Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
Yesterday I was at the hairdresser to cut my hair. The cutting of the hair costs 3 Euros but I had only 1 Euro. So I have asked the hairdresser if she will cut my hair also for 1 Euro? She said yes, so I was glad. Ok, it is not perfect, one side of my head is cut a little bit more than the other one, maybe I look a bit weird, but nobody is perfect.
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."