Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
A: Cold cream!
Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful.
As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years."
Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
Q: How does Jesus celebrate Easter?
A: He gets a manicure, pedicure, and has his nails polished.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For hare care.
I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Two attorneys were walking out of a bar and a beautiful young lady walks by.
One attorney turns to his associate and comments "Boy, I would like to fuck her!
The other attorney thinks for a second and said "Out of what"?
Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman?
"Immediately start downloading it."
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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