The best bible jokes

A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it. After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible. After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
"And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best" Sony 16:9
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: bible, god, technology
One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the Orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, bible
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: bible, catholic, Chuck Norris
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, bible, Yo mama