The best bible jokes

Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, bible, Yo mama
A priest took a beautiful girl in his bedroom. He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on the bed. When the priest tried to have sex with her, the girl shouted: "Father, what are you doing?" The priest replied "Calm down my child. Holy Bible under you, Holy Father above you and Holy water passing through."
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: bible, dirty, priest, religious, sex
Q: Who was the best business woman in the Bible? A: Pharoah's daughter – she drew a profit from the rush at the bank.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: bible, business, money, women
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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has 46.72 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: beer, bible, Chuck Norris, religious, wine
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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has 36.10 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: bible, catholic, Chuck Norris