Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.