“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me . . . they’re cramming for their final exam.”
Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
"And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best" Sony 16:9
Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the Orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.
A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it. After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible. After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.