The best bible jokes

“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me . . . they’re cramming for their final exam.”
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: bible, old people
Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: bible, car, christian, time
Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian
"And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best" Sony 16:9
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: bible, god, technology
Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, bible, fish
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, game
One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the Orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, bible
Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, work
A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it. After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible. After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.
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has 53.15 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: atheist, bible, religious
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