The best bible jokes

“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me . . . they’re cramming for their final exam.”
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: bible, old people
Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
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has 60.93 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian
Recently, I've been using the Bible for support. I've got a wobbly coffee table.
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has 59.95 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: beauty, bible, life
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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has 57.49 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, game
Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, bible, fish
Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, work
One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the Orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, bible
Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.
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has 53.46 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: atheist, bible, religious
"And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best" Sony 16:9
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: bible, god, technology
Q: Who was the best business woman in the Bible? A: Pharoah's daughter – she drew a profit from the rush at the bank.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: bible, business, money, women
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