“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me . . . they’re cramming for their final exam.”
Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
"And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best" Sony 16:9
Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the Orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.
Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.
A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it. After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible. After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.