The best bible jokes

Q: What was the world's first palindrome? A: Madam, I'm Adam.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: bible, communication, history
Little Johnny was in bible study one morning. Sally was sleeping in front of johnny. The teacher asked Sally who our Lord and savior was. Little Johnny poked her in the butt with a pin and she screamed "Jesus Christ!" And fell back to sleep. A little while later the teacher asked Sally who created our world. Johnny poked her in the butt again and Sally screamed "oh my god!" And fell back to sleep. Later the teacher asked Sally what Eve said to Adam after they had their fifth child. Johnny poked her in the butt and Sally screamed "if you stick that thing in me one more time I'm gonna break it!"
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has 63.62 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: bible, god, little Johnny, teacher
Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, bible, fish
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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has 60.70 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: beer, bible, Chuck Norris, religious, wine
Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: bible, car, christian, time
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, game
"And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best" Sony 16:9
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: bible, god, technology
One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the Orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, bible
Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: atheist, bible, religious
A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it. After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible. After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
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