The best bible jokes

Q: What was the first word out of Adam's mouth when he first saw Eve? A: Whoa man! Thus, the word "woman" was created.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: bible, communication, men, women
A priest took a beautiful girl in his bedroom. He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on the bed. When the priest tried to have sex with her, the girl shouted: "Father, what are you doing?" The priest replied "Calm down my child. Holy Bible under you, Holy Father above you and Holy water passing through."
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: bible, dirty, priest, religious, sex
Q: What was the world's first palindrome? A: Madam, I'm Adam.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: bible, communication, history
Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, bible, fish
Little Johnny was in bible study one morning. Sally was sleeping in front of johnny. The teacher asked Sally who our Lord and savior was. Little Johnny poked her in the butt with a pin and she screamed "Jesus Christ!" And fell back to sleep. A little while later the teacher asked Sally who created our world. Johnny poked her in the butt again and Sally screamed "oh my god!" And fell back to sleep. Later the teacher asked Sally what Eve said to Adam after they had their fifth child. Johnny poked her in the butt and Sally screamed "if you stick that thing in me one more time I'm gonna break it!"
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has 62.47 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: bible, god, little Johnny, teacher
Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: bible, car, christian, time
Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, work
Recently, I've been using the Bible for support. I've got a wobbly coffee table.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, bible, life
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, game
Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: atheist, bible, religious
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