Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
A: He thought he saw a job.
"And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best"
Sony 16:9
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.
In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"?
"Well," said the Orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
Q: What was the first word out of Adam's mouth when he first saw Eve?
A: Whoa man! Thus, the word "woman" was created.
Q: What was the world's first palindrome?
A: Madam, I'm Adam.
“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older.
Then it dawned on me . . . they’re cramming for their final exam.”
Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist?
A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.
Little Johnny was in bible study one morning. Sally was sleeping in front of johnny.
The teacher asked Sally who our Lord and savior was.
Little Johnny poked her in the butt with a pin and she screamed "Jesus Christ!"
And fell back to sleep.
A little while later the teacher asked Sally who created our world.
Johnny poked her in the butt again and Sally screamed "oh my god!"
And fell back to sleep.
Later the teacher asked Sally what Eve said to Adam after they had their fifth child.
Johnny poked her in the butt and Sally screamed "if you stick that thing in me one more time I'm gonna break it!"
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Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.