The best bible jokes

Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A: Samson. He brought the house down.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian
Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
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has 60.08 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian
Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: bible, car, christian, time
Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, bible, fish
"And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best" Sony 16:9
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: bible, god, technology
Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.
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has 54.83 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: atheist, bible, religious
One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the Orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, bible
Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, work
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, game
Q: Who was the best business woman in the Bible? A: Pharoah's daughter – she drew a profit from the rush at the bank.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: bible, business, money, women
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