Q: What was the first word out of Adam's mouth when he first saw Eve? A: Whoa man! Thus, the word "woman" was created.
A priest took a beautiful girl in his bedroom. He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on the bed. When the priest tried to have sex with her, the girl shouted: "Father, what are you doing?" The priest replied "Calm down my child. Holy Bible under you, Holy Father above you and Holy water passing through."
Q: What was the world's first palindrome? A: Madam, I'm Adam.
Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
Little Johnny was in bible study one morning. Sally was sleeping in front of johnny. The teacher asked Sally who our Lord and savior was. Little Johnny poked her in the butt with a pin and she screamed "Jesus Christ!" And fell back to sleep. A little while later the teacher asked Sally who created our world. Johnny poked her in the butt again and Sally screamed "oh my god!" And fell back to sleep. Later the teacher asked Sally what Eve said to Adam after they had their fifth child. Johnny poked her in the butt and Sally screamed "if you stick that thing in me one more time I'm gonna break it!"
Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.
Recently, I've been using the Bible for support. I've got a wobbly coffee table.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.