The best car jokes

Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A. Divorcee'
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, divorce
A guy was talking with his friend: I’ve managed to separate from my wife in common agreement: she gets the house and I get the car and desk. Ok, but how about your finances? The lawyer takes care of those...
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: car, lawyer, money, wife
There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving? Nethier, the cop is.
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has 26.43 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, racist
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home." The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man. The drunk's wife greets them at the door: "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender, car, drunk
Q: Why is it that a white man is hanging on to a car driving 200 km per hour? A: Because a black man is driving it!
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has 25.31 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, driving, insulting, white people
Johny was stopped by the policeman on the road, the policeman has looked over the whole car and has said to Johny: "Johny, if you´ll go somebody by your car, the human would probably survive the collision with your car also without your help, but the treatment with the content of your archaic first aid box will survive nobody, there´s no doubt. Did you buy it in the shop B.C.?"
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has 24.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, little Johnny, time
Q. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver's test? A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven. And everyone who goes to heaven has to work. God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies. Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out. For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired. As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
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has 24.03 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, car, death, heaven
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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has 23.79 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, travel
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop
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