The best car jokes

Q: And where was the location of the accident? A: Approximately milepost 499. Q: And where is milepost 499? A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: car, cop
There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving? Nethier, the cop is.
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has 27.16 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, racist
Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A. Divorcee'
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, divorce
A guy was talking with his friend: I’ve managed to separate from my wife in common agreement: she gets the house and I get the car and desk. Ok, but how about your finances? The lawyer takes care of those...
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: car, lawyer, money, wife
Q: Why is it that a white man is hanging on to a car driving 200 km per hour? A: Because a black man is driving it!
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has 26.41 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, driving, insulting, white people
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home." The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man. The drunk's wife greets them at the door: "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender, car, drunk
Johny was stopped by the policeman on the road, the policeman has looked over the whole car and has said to Johny: "Johny, if you´ll go somebody by your car, the human would probably survive the collision with your car also without your help, but the treatment with the content of your archaic first aid box will survive nobody, there´s no doubt. Did you buy it in the shop B.C.?"
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has 25.91 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, little Johnny, time
Q. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver's test? A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, fat
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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has 23.79 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, travel
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