The best car jokes

Q. Did you hear about the funny blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A. She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, husband
Q: And where was the location of the accident? A: Approximately milepost 499. Q: And where is milepost 499? A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: car, cop
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, travel
Did you hear about the two dumb blonds who went two the drive in theater and froze two death they went two see closed for the winter?
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has 26.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, death, stupid, winter
Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven. And everyone who goes to heaven has to work. God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies. Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out. For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired. As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
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has 26.66 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, car, death, heaven
There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving? Nethier, the cop is.
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has 26.18 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, racist
Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A. Divorcee'
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, divorce
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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has 23.86 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, travel
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn’t have. In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.
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has 23.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: car, driving, health, old people, phone
Q: Why is it that a white man is hanging on to a car driving 200 km per hour? A: Because a black man is driving it!
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has 23.29 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, driving, insulting, white people
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