The best car jokes

Q: And where was the location of the accident? A: Approximately milepost 499. Q: And where is milepost 499? A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: car, cop
Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour? A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
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has 27.93 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, racist
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."
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has 26.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, travel
Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven. And everyone who goes to heaven has to work. God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies. Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out. For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired. As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
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has 26.66 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, car, death, heaven
Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A. Divorcee'
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, divorce
There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving? Nethier, the cop is.
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has 25.85 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, racist
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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has 25.77 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, travel
Did you hear about the two dumb blonds who went two the drive in theater and froze two death they went two see closed for the winter?
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has 24.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, death, stupid, winter
Q: Why is it that a white man is hanging on to a car driving 200 km per hour? A: Because a black man is driving it!
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has 23.51 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, driving, insulting, white people
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