Q. Did you hear about the funny blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A. She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
Q: And where was the location of the accident? A: Approximately milepost 499. Q: And where is milepost 499? A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
Did you hear about the two dumb blonds who went two the drive in theater and froze two death they went two see closed for the winter?
Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven. And everyone who goes to heaven has to work. God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies. Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out. For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired. As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving? Nethier, the cop is.
Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A. Divorcee'
Q: Why is it that a white man is hanging on to a car driving 200 km per hour? A: Because a black man is driving it!
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn’t have. In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.