The best chocolate jokes

A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dentist, kids
There were two security guards who worked on opposite shifts, but looked after the same building. Over a period of a year, the night shift security guard noticed that his opposite was putting on weight. So one evening at shift change, the night shift security guard says to the day shift security guard "Hey buddy, you aint half gettin fat". To which the day shift guard replies "Yeah, that's because every time I shag your wife she gives me a chocolate biscuit".
has 62.76 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, fat, sex, wife, work
Q: What is a French cat's favorite dessert? A: Chocolate mousse.
has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: cat, chocolate, geography
Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, Chuck Norris, health
A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table. Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he’s absentmindedly finished the entire bowl of peanuts. "I’m so sorry, auntie, I’ve eaten all of your peanuts!" "That’s okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I’ve sucked the chocolate off, I don’t care for them anyway."
has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, disgusting, family, food
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, chocolate, disgusting, easter, food
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
has 53.62 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Imagine, there are on the bus only 5 persons: A busman, an old woman, two younger women and one man. The old woman comes to the busman and tells him: "Dear busman, would you like to eat a few hazelnuts?" The busman says: "Yes, why not?" He takes the hazelnuts from her hand and eats them. This repeats even two times, but when the old woman offers other hazelnuts to the busman for the fourth time, the busman asks this old woman: "Madame, where do you take all these hazelnuts from? It is a real amount and I am already full." The old woman only says: "You know, dear busman, I have bought the chocolate with hazelnuts, the hazelnuts are very hard for my dental plate, so I have sucked them all out, brought it to you and you have already eaten them all."
has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: age, chocolate, dentist, disgusting, food
Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra? A: Oooh - Henry!
has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, viagra
If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, chocolate, food, life
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