The best chocolate jokes

Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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has 64.96 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: black people, chocolate, racist
Q: What is a French cat's favorite dessert? A: Chocolate mousse.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: cat, chocolate, geography
There were two security guards who worked on opposite shifts, but looked after the same building. Over a period of a year, the night shift security guard noticed that his opposite was putting on weight. So one evening at shift change, the night shift security guard says to the day shift security guard "Hey buddy, you aint half gettin fat". To which the day shift guard replies "Yeah, that's because every time I shag your wife she gives me a chocolate biscuit".
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has 60.84 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, fat, sex, wife, work
A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table. Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he’s absentmindedly finished the entire bowl of peanuts. "I’m so sorry, auntie, I’ve eaten all of your peanuts!" "That’s okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I’ve sucked the chocolate off, I don’t care for them anyway."
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, disgusting, family, food
Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, Chuck Norris, health
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, chocolate, disgusting, easter, food
Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra? A: Oooh - Henry!
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, viagra
Imagine, there are on the bus only 5 persons: A busman, an old woman, two younger women and one man. The old woman comes to the busman and tells him: "Dear busman, would you like to eat a few hazelnuts?" The busman says: "Yes, why not?" He takes the hazelnuts from her hand and eats them. This repeats even two times, but when the old woman offers other hazelnuts to the busman for the fourth time, the busman asks this old woman: "Madame, where do you take all these hazelnuts from? It is a real amount and I am already full." The old woman only says: "You know, dear busman, I have bought the chocolate with hazelnuts, the hazelnuts are very hard for my dental plate, so I have sucked them all out, brought it to you and you have already eaten them all."
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, chocolate, dentist, disgusting, food
If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, chocolate, food, life
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