The best chocolate jokes

If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, chocolate, food, life
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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has 39.59 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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has 34.61 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, Chuck Norris, health
I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
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has 32.13 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, food, racist
Remember your wife is a romantic who still loves flowers and chocolates. Show her you remember as well by referring to them occasionally.
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has 25.74 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, marriage, memory, romantic
The Dove Bar's like an 80-pound wad of chocolate on a toothpick. If you're not careful when you take it out of the package, you'll snap your wrists.
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, life
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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has 22.13 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chocolate, dead baby, morbid, Valentines day
Why did the white chocolate was invented? So niggers can get dirty!
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has 20.74 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black people, chocolate, racist