The best chocolate jokes

We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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has 46.03 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread." "That's right." "Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake." "Well, today is his birthday."
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has 44.47 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: birthday, chocolate, food, kids, mean
I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, food, racist
The Dove Bar's like an 80-pound wad of chocolate on a toothpick. If you're not careful when you take it out of the package, you'll snap your wrists.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, life
Remember your wife is a romantic who still loves flowers and chocolates. Show her you remember as well by referring to them occasionally.
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, marriage, memory, romantic
Why did the white chocolate was invented? So niggers can get dirty!
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has 24.62 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: black people, chocolate, racist
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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has 24.45 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chocolate, dead baby, morbid, Valentines day