The best chocolate jokes

Q: How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies? A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, chocolate, food, stupid
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread." "That's right." "Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake." "Well, today is his birthday."
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has 46.07 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: birthday, chocolate, food, kids, mean
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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has 40.56 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
The Dove Bar's like an 80-pound wad of chocolate on a toothpick. If you're not careful when you take it out of the package, you'll snap your wrists.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, life
I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
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has 29.36 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, food, racist
Remember your wife is a romantic who still loves flowers and chocolates. Show her you remember as well by referring to them occasionally.
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, marriage, memory, romantic
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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has 24.30 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chocolate, dead baby, morbid, Valentines day
Why did the white chocolate was invented? So niggers can get dirty!
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has 23.01 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: black people, chocolate, racist