If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be?
Chocolate filled.
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth.
The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared.
The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared.
The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames.
Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but...
I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
Remember your wife is a romantic who still loves flowers and chocolates.
Show her you remember as well by referring to them occasionally.
The Dove Bar's like an 80-pound wad of chocolate on a toothpick.
If you're not careful when you take it out of the package, you'll snap your wrists.
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day?
You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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Joke has 21.73 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chocolate, dead baby, morbid, Valentines day
Why did the white chocolate was invented?
So niggers can get dirty!
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