The best coding jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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has 39.62 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT