The best coding jokes

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, internet, technology
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT