The best coding jokes

Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, internet, technology
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT