The best coding jokes

A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, programmer
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: coding, elephant, geek, IT
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, coding, computer, IT
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, nerd
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, technology
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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has 61.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, poems, programmer
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
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