Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!