My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.