The best coding jokes

Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, nerd
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, poems, programmer
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, internet, technology
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, nerd
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, coding, computer, IT
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, programmer
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