The best coding jokes

If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, poems, programmer
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, nerd
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, internet, technology
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, nerd
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, programmer
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, coding, computer, IT
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