The best coding jokes

Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, nerd
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: coding, elephant, geek, IT
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, programmer
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, nerd
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, poems, programmer
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, coding, computer, IT
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, internet, technology
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, technology
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