If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.