A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.