The best cowboy jokes

Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy
Q: Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? A: Because he rode the range.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: cowboy
A cowboy rode up to the saloon, dismounted from his horse, and dusted himself off. He then walked around to the rear of his horse, lifted the tail and kissed it right on the rectum. As the cowboy walked into the saloon, the shocked barkeeper asked, "Did you just kiss your horse's butt?" The cowboy said, "Sure, I've got chapped lips." The stunned barkeep asked if this was an old Indian cure. The cowboy said, "Nope. But, sure as s**t, it keeps me from licking my lips!"
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy
Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy, money
Q: If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? A: The horse's name is Friday!
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, horse, time
Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angerly "WHO's the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?" A big cowboy sidles up to him and says "I DID.. want to complain to me?" "No," says the little guy "just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!"
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: bar, cowboy, dirty, disgusting, horse
Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?" "Yeah," says the other cowboy.  "Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."  Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon." "Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what colour they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"  The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."
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has 58.01 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy, life, men, women
There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse full on its rectum. Repulsed, one of the women asked, "That's disgusting, why did you do THAT?" To which the cowboy replied, "I've got chapped lips." Confused, the women continued, "Does that make them feel better?" "No, but it stops me from licking them!"
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: church, cowboy, disgusting, horse, women
What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy
What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, food, men
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