Q: If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? A: The horse's name is Friday!
What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
Q: What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? A: Gimme a slug of whiskey.
Q: Where do cowboys cook their meals? A: On the range.
Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? A: Hoppalong Cassidy.
Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats? A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache? A: Cuz he'd been lookin for love in all the wrong places.
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.