What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.
There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse full on its rectum. Repulsed, one of the women asked, "That's disgusting, why did you do THAT?" To which the cowboy replied, "I've got chapped lips." Confused, the women continued, "Does that make them feel better?" "No, but it stops me from licking them!"
A cowboy rode up to the saloon, dismounted from his horse, and dusted himself off. He then walked around to the rear of his horse, lifted the tail and kissed it right on the rectum. As the cowboy walked into the saloon, the shocked barkeeper asked, "Did you just kiss your horse's butt?" The cowboy said, "Sure, I've got chapped lips." The stunned barkeep asked if this was an old Indian cure. The cowboy said, "Nope. But, sure as s**t, it keeps me from licking my lips!"
Q: What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? A: Gimme a slug of whiskey.
Q: Where do cowboys cook their meals? A: On the range.
Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? A: Hoppalong Cassidy.
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats? A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache? A: Cuz he'd been lookin for love in all the wrong places.