What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.
Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? A: Hoppalong Cassidy.
Q: What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? A: Gimme a slug of whiskey.
Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats? A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache? A: Cuz he'd been lookin for love in all the wrong places.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.