The best cowboy jokes

There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse full on its rectum. Repulsed, one of the women asked, "That's disgusting, why did you do THAT?" To which the cowboy replied, "I've got chapped lips." Confused, the women continued, "Does that make them feel better?" "No, but it stops me from licking them!"
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: church, cowboy, disgusting, horse, women
What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, time
Q: Where do cowboys cook their meals? A: On the range.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, food
Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? A: Hoppalong Cassidy.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy, life
Q: What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? A: Gimme a slug of whiskey.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, cowboy
Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats? A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
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has 46.83 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, sex
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, cowboy, death
Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache? A: Cuz he'd been lookin for love in all the wrong places.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, disgusting