The best cowboy jokes

Q: If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? A: The horse's name is Friday!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, horse, time
What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, time
Q: What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? A: Gimme a slug of whiskey.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, cowboy
Q: Where do cowboys cook their meals? A: On the range.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, food
Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? A: Hoppalong Cassidy.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy, life
Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats? A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
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has 46.83 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, sex
Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache? A: Cuz he'd been lookin for love in all the wrong places.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, disgusting
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, cowboy, death