The best dad jokes

An internet maniac boy asks his father: Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: computer, dad, IT
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
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has 37.51 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: age, car, dad, kids, racist
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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has 37.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, sex
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
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has 36.78 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dad, insulting, sex, stupid, Yo mama
Why does the chicken is sad? Because his dad is a cock. Why does the chicken is even more sad? Because he faces the same future.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad
Q: What do you call a fight between you and your dad? A: Dady issues!
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids, lawyer
Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers. When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing. "Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?" "I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"
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has 29.23 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad, kids
What did the dad say when his son said, "Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?" "Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting
One morning I called my girlfriend and his father picked "Hello who are you?" I heard that heavy voice and quickly replied a while "hey Eric where are you the choir is about to begin?" "What choir?" he asked. "Come on Eric stop kidding around and get your ass over here" the father then replied "Sorry am not Eric and I don't know what you are talking about I am dr Stephen" he said. I then said "oh sorry I must have misdialled" I then hang up and decided I am never gonna call that girl again...
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has 28.32 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: church, communication, dad, phone, relationship
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