The best dad jokes

A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Dad had only one bottle of beer left, so I let my baby brother have it."
has 33.76 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: baby, beer, dad, kids
An internet maniac boy asks his father: Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: computer, dad, IT
How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
has 30.47 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting, sex
Why does the chicken is sad? Because his dad is a cock. Why does the chicken is even more sad? Because he faces the same future.
has 29.10 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad
Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.
has 25.99 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad, family, golf
What did the dad say when his son said, "Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?" "Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."
has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting
One morning I called my girlfriend and his father picked "Hello who are you?" I heard that heavy voice and quickly replied a while "hey Eric where are you the choir is about to begin?" "What choir?" he asked. "Come on Eric stop kidding around and get your ass over here" the father then replied "Sorry am not Eric and I don't know what you are talking about I am dr Stephen" he said. I then said "oh sorry I must have misdialled" I then hang up and decided I am never gonna call that girl again...
has 22.21 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: church, communication, dad, phone, relationship
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
has 21.42 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dad, geography, travel, wine
Dad, would you like to save some money? I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast.
has 20.85 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: dad, money
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
has 20.37 % from 338 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting, dog, family
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