The best dad jokes

What did the dad say when his son said, "Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?" "Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."
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Dad, would you like to save some money? I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast.
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: dad, money
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dad, geography, travel, wine
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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has 15.13 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting, dog, family
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