The best dad jokes

My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, food, geography, travel
A father tells his son to stop jacking off. "You'll go blind if you do that too much!" he says. The son says "uh, I'm over here dad."
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has 49.30 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dad, family, health, masturbation
If you don't know who your father is, odds are it's Chuck Norris.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dad
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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has 47.24 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty
Little Johnny took sex ed and every day when little Johnny would come in from school he'll tell his dad for learning sex ed well one day we'll just come in and he said that I got thrown out sex ed Lil Johnny's daddy says how do you get thrown out sex ed Little Johnny said well Dad I got in trouble for eating during class.
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has 47.14 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: dad, food, little Johnny, school, sex
Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name? A: Papa Boner
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has 45.39 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dad, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Ramu: Dad, can you write in the dark? Father: I think so. What do you want me to write? Ramu: Your name on this report card.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dad, school
A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douchebag."
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has 41.52 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: car, dad, driving, kids
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. "So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home. "Great," Little Johnny replied. "Did you and daddy have a good time?" asked his mother. "Yeah, daddy really liked it too," exclaimed Little Johnny, "especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!"
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has 41.49 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad, little Johnny
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