The best divorce jokes

Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? A: He thought his wife was a flake.
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: divorce, marriage, wife
Question: What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence? Answer: Divorced.
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has 26.76 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: divorce, women
Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A. Divorcee'
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, divorce