What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? A: He thought his wife was a flake.
Question: What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence? Answer: Divorced.
Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A. Divorcee'