The best divorce jokes

Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? A: He thought his wife was a flake.
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Question: What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence? Answer: Divorced.
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Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
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Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A. Divorcee'
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