The best dog jokes

Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
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has 38.26 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black people, dog, racist
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, fish, husband
Would a Police-Dog arrest itself for fouling the street? Police Dog Joke Submitted by Kabogga.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, husband, men
Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A.So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. B.So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: dog, men
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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has 32.71 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, internet, IT
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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has 32.34 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, dog, racist
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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has 31.85 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, dead baby, dog, morbid
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't because it won't come.
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has 31.48 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, food
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