The best dog jokes

A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. Everytime the man moved close to the sheep, his dog would snarl and growl at him. One day while walking the island he discovered a lovely naked lady who also had just become marooned. "Finally, some company!" he thought. While sitting on the shore and the watching the sunset with his new female friend, he slowly leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Hey, could you go walk the dog?"
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, dog
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
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has 38.55 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black people, dog, racist
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, fish, husband
Would a Police-Dog arrest itself for fouling the street? Police Dog Joke Submitted by Kabogga.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, husband, men
Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A.So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. B.So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: dog, men
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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has 32.84 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, dog, racist
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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has 32.75 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, dead baby, dog, morbid
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, internet, IT
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't because it won't come.
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, food
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