A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. Everytime the man moved close to the sheep, his dog would snarl and growl at him. One day while walking the island he discovered a lovely naked lady who also had just become marooned. "Finally, some company!" he thought. While sitting on the shore and the watching the sunset with his new female friend, he slowly leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Hey, could you go walk the dog?"
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
Would a Police-Dog arrest itself for fouling the street? Police Dog Joke Submitted by Kabogga.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A.So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. B.So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't because it won't come.