The best dog jokes

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, husband, men
A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. Everytime the man moved close to the sheep, his dog would snarl and growl at him. One day while walking the island he discovered a lovely naked lady who also had just become marooned. "Finally, some company!" he thought. While sitting on the shore and the watching the sunset with his new female friend, he slowly leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Hey, could you go walk the dog?"
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, dog
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
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has 39.30 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black people, dog, racist
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, fish, husband
Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A.So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. B.So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: dog, men
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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has 32.90 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, dog, racist
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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has 32.36 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, dead baby, dog, morbid
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, internet, IT
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't because it won't come.
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, food
A mother and her son are sitting on an airplane, which is ready to take off. The son admires the parked plains’ through the window. At one point, he turns to his mother, which was reading a magazine, and pops the question: "Since big dogs have little dogs, and big cats have little cats, how come, big airplanes have little plains?" The child’s mother, bored to think of a reasonable answer, consultant him to ask the flight attendant. Therefore, it happened: "Since big dogs have little dogs, and big cats have little cats, how come, big airplanes have little plains?" little boy asks the flight attendant. Then, with a smile on her face, stewardess replied: "Did your mom told you to ask me?" The boy shook his head positively. So, she says back: "Tell your mother, that our company knows better and.. pulls out in time!"
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: airplane, cat, dog, kids
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