Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
Would a Police-Dog arrest itself for fouling the street? Police Dog Joke Submitted by Kabogga.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A.So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. B.So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't because it won't come.