The best dog jokes

When two men have sex what position are they going to be in? But what about when two dogs have sex? That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex? That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
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has 28.27 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty, dog, gay, sex
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
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has 22.73 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, weather
Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny? A: A Cold dog on a bun.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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has 18.82 % from 307 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting, dog, family
What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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has 18.29 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, disgusting, dog
How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'
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has 16.33 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog
Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
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has 16.01 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, food
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