The best dog jokes

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't because it won't come.
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, food
Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny? A: A Cold dog on a bun.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
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has 23.34 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, weather
What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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has 18.59 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, disgusting, dog
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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has 17.45 % from 289 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting, dog, family
How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'
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has 16.94 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog
Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
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has 14.76 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, food
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