The best dog jokes

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't because it won't come.
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, food
In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They were astonished and said: "What a clever dog!" But the man protested and replied: "No, no, he isn't that clever. I'm leading by three games to one!"
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: dog, game, sport
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
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has 20.88 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, weather
What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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has 17.83 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, disgusting, dog
How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'
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has 16.94 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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has 16.01 % from 275 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting, dog, family
Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
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has 13.02 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, food
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