The best dog jokes

Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
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Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
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Would a Police-Dog arrest itself for fouling the street? Police Dog Joke Submitted by Kabogga.
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Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman… “Mr Cook?” “Yes,” I replied. “I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.” I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”
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Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A.So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. B.So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.
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When two men have sex what position are they going to be in? But what about when two dogs have sex? That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex? That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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