The best dog jokes

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: car, dog, marriage, men, women
In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They were astonished and said: "What a clever dog!" But the man protested and replied: "No, no, he isn't that clever. I'm leading by three games to one!"
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: dog, game, sport
Q: What did the Arctic wolf ask in the restaurant? A: "Are these lemmings fresh off the tundra?"
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dog, food, winter
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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has 42.77 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, dog
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, Yo mama
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dog
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
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has 41.67 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black people, dog, racist
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 40.73 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman… “Mr Cook?” “Yes,” I replied. “I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.” I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, dog
A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. Everytime the man moved close to the sheep, his dog would snarl and growl at him. One day while walking the island he discovered a lovely naked lady who also had just become marooned. "Finally, some company!" he thought. While sitting on the shore and the watching the sunset with his new female friend, he slowly leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Hey, could you go walk the dog?"
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, dog
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