The best elephant jokes

Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: coding, elephant, geek, IT
An elephant goes to a camel and says why have you got a pair of tits on your back, the camel then replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant
How do elephants hide in the jungle? Paint their balls red and pretend they are cherries! What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys eating cherries...
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant
Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Lots of room.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, elephant
Q: What's grey has 6 legs, 2 arms and is twenty feet tall? A: A tax accountant riding an elephant.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: elephant, tax, work
A woman went to the doctor's and complained of being really sore. "Do you have any idea why?" "Well, I had sex with an elephant!" "You did? But elephants are known to have small penises!" "Yeah, but he fingered me first."
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, doctor, elephant, sex
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant's tail, really hard. Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, when the same turtle that bit him on the tail all those years ago wanders up to the river. The elephant rears back a leg and kicks the turtle as hard as he can, sending him flying way off into the jungle. "Why did you do that?" the giraffe asks. "When we both were babies, that turtle bit my tail for no reason," the elephant replied. "Wow! You must have a good memory!" exclaimed the giraffe. "Yep!" said the elephant. "I've got Turtle-Recall."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, elephant, time
Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, elephant
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant, food
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant, memory
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