The mouse and the elephant pas together over a bridge, very proud the mouse says: Do you hear how the bridge vibrates under OUR footsteps?
How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.
Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.
What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.