The best elephant jokes

The mouse and the elephant pas together over a bridge, very proud the mouse says: Do you hear how the bridge vibrates under OUR footsteps?
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How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.
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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.
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What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.
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