The best elephant jokes

How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant, marriage
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant, memory
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant, food
The mouse and the elephant pas together over a bridge, very proud the mouse says: Do you hear how the bridge vibrates under OUR footsteps?
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant
Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: elephant, memory, political, republican
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, elephant
What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant