Q: What's grey has 6 legs, 2 arms and is twenty feet tall?
A: A tax accountant riding an elephant.
Q: Why do they say elephants never forget?
A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
Q: What does an elephant use as tampon?
A: A sheep.
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The mouse and the elephant pas together over a bridge, very proud the mouse says:
Do you hear how the bridge vibrates under OUR footsteps?
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
A: Gulp.
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What's gray and powdery?
Instant Elephant.