Q: What's grey has 6 legs, 2 arms and is twenty feet tall? A: A tax accountant riding an elephant.
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
The mouse and the elephant pas together over a bridge, very proud the mouse says: Do you hear how the bridge vibrates under OUR footsteps?
Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.
What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.