What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.
The mouse and the elephant pas together over a bridge, very proud the mouse says: Do you hear how the bridge vibrates under OUR footsteps?
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.
What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.