The best elephant jokes

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant, health
The mouse and the elephant pas together over a bridge, very proud the mouse says: Do you hear how the bridge vibrates under OUR footsteps?
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant
How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant, marriage
Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: elephant, memory, political, republican
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, elephant
What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant