The best elephant jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant, food
Q: What's grey has 6 legs, 2 arms and is twenty feet tall? A: A tax accountant riding an elephant.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: elephant, tax, work
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant, memory
Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, elephant
The mouse and the elephant pas together over a bridge, very proud the mouse says: Do you hear how the bridge vibrates under OUR footsteps?
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, elephant
What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant