The best fart jokes

Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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has 24.44 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fart, men
Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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has 14.65 % from 13013 votes. More jokes about: fart, food, life, music
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