The best fart jokes

Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, women
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde, fart
Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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has 14.75 % from 13031 votes. More jokes about: fart, food, life, music
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