The best fart jokes

Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
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has 40.25 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fart
A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like, "Honda." The doctor says, "You say, 'Honda?'" "No," the guy says. "My farts do." So, the doctor says, "OK, open your mouth," and looks inside. After about two minutes, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, I can't help you, you need to go see a dentist." The guy says, "Why a dentist?" The doctor says, "Because you have an absessed tooth." The guy says, "What the hell does that have to do with my condition?" The doctor says, "Well, didn't you know? Absess makes the farts go Honda!"
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, doctor, fart
Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A: A private tooter.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
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has 38.25 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, war, Yo mama
Your fart's so loud, astronauts in space mistook your fart for a message from Houston!
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, weather, Yo mama
Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fart, men
Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart, weather
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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has 33.48 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, fart, women
Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, women
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