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Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A: A private tooter.
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Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
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Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A: A love call.
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Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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