Q: What do women and cats have in common?
A: Pussy farts.
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted?
A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Three little boys were sitting around talking about their fathers.
The first boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings."
The second boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings out of his nose."
The third boy said, "Well, my dad can blow smoke rings out of his butt."
The first and second boys where amazed.
The second boy said, "Have you seen him do it?"
"No," said the third boy, "but I've seen the tobacco stains on his underwear."
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Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
Your fart's so loud, astronauts in space mistook your fart for a message from Houston!
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Q: What do women and cats have in common?
A: Pussy farts.
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Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom?
They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
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