Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like, "Honda." The doctor says, "You say, 'Honda?'" "No," the guy says. "My farts do." So, the doctor says, "OK, open your mouth," and looks inside. After about two minutes, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, I can't help you, you need to go see a dentist." The guy says, "Why a dentist?" The doctor says, "Because you have an absessed tooth." The guy says, "What the hell does that have to do with my condition?" The doctor says, "Well, didn't you know? Absess makes the farts go Honda!"
Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A: A private tooter.
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
Your fart's so loud, astronauts in space mistook your fart for a message from Houston!
Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.
Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.