Q: What do women and cats have in common?
A: Pussy farts.
Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?
A: A private tooter.
Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose?
A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom?
They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
A. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar?
A: A love call.
Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me...
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.