Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
A. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
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When I reached bus stop I saw a pretty blonde who was gazing me.
First I supposed perhaps she loves me so I also watched her and twinkled her.
Then I understood she has farted and is looking me in order whether I would feel or not.
How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart?
Her ears flap.
What did the blonde say when someone blew in her bra?
‘Thanks for the refill.’
Why did the blonde have empty beer cans in her fridge?
For people who don't drink.
Q: Why do men fart louder than women?
A: because they have a microphone and two speakers.
My late grandfather always told me:
"When there is a wind in your belly blow it out gently you feel a real comfort then look at the other's faces to see what are their reactions."
What did the blonde’s right leg say to her left leg?
Nothing, they’ve never met!
Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet.
The gun goes off, and the brunette quickly captures first, with the redhead coming in second.
An hour later, the blonde emerges from the pool and complains to the judges that while she was doing the breast stroke, the others were using their arms.