The best Fathers day jokes

Happy Father's Day to the only person on the planet still willing to employ me.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, work
Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, sex, single, women
Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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has 50.17 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, Fathers day, kids, sex
I hope this gas station sells Father's Day cards.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, memory
Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, party
Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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has 33.24 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Fathers day, marriage, sex
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