Happy Father's Day to the only person on the planet still willing to employ me.
Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
I hope this gas station sells Father's Day cards.
Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.
Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.