The best Fathers day jokes

Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, party
Happy Father's Day to the only person on the planet still willing to employ me.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, work
Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, sex, single, women
Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, Fathers day, kids, sex
I hope this gas station sells Father's Day cards.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, memory
Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Fathers day, marriage, sex