The best Fathers day jokes

Happy Father's Day to a dad who was smart enough to teach me how to mow the lawn so he would't have to.
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Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.
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Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
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I hope this gas station sells Father's Day cards.
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Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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