Joke #12745

I hope this gas station sells Father's Day cards.

Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.

Remember your wife is a romantic who still loves flowers and chocolates. Show her you remember as well by referring to them occasionally.

Once a teacher asked one of her students to memorize the numbers from 1-10. And that night when he was memorizing he saw his mother drinking 7up, so the next day the teacher asked the student to say the numbers that he memorized so he replied," 1-2-3-4-5-6-8-9-10". The teacher was confused so she asked the student," Where is the 7" so he said," my mom drank it last night!"

Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.

Father's Day always worried James. He was afraid that he will get a gift he can't afford.

Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.

Q: Why was the wizard kicked out of school. A: Because he forgot how to spell.

Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.

President George W. Bush decides it is time to do some public relations at a local Washington DC nursing home. The President begins his "tour" down the main hallway and passes by a little old man who doesn't seem to notice him. Sensing this, President Bush backtracks to the resident and asks, "Do you know who I am?" The little old man looks up from his walker and says, "No, but if you go to the front desk, they will tell you your name."

Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.