The best flirt jokes

I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: baby, Christmas, flirt, sex
Do you squat here often?
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
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has 38.23 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, weather