The best flirt jokes

I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: baby, Christmas, flirt, sex
Do you squat here often?
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
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has 38.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, weather
You work at a corner store and a hot girl walks in. You ask for her number and she gives you a piece of paper with her phone number and address. She tells you to take her out today. She leaves and you tell your boss that you're going to f*uck the sh*t out of her and how you're going to rock her world. You go to her house and your boss is in the kitchen and the girl tells him, big daddy. You run out as fast as you can. You go to work the next day and the girl is there waiting for you and tells you that it's over between you two. Your boss asks you why didn't you go through with it. You tell him you thought you would be mad and fire me if you knew I was talking about your daughter. Your boss says I'm not her father in her Plummer. You ask him why she called him daddy. He says because that's my first name.
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has 18.43 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, flirt, sex, work