The best flirt jokes

Do you squat here often?
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: baby, Christmas, flirt, sex
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
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has 37.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, weather