The best flirt jokes

Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: family, flirt, sex
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fitness, flirt, food, sex
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, health, sex
I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: flirt, wine
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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has 53.15 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, sex
This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, flirt, sex
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