The best flirt jokes

Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
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has 50.97 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, flirt, food, sex
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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has 50.88 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: flirt, ugly, Yo mama
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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has 49.30 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, IT, phone, technology
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fitness, flirt, food, sex
Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: family, flirt, sex
Do you work at a cattery? Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: flirt, wine
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
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