The best flirt jokes

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, sex
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: business, flirt, food, money, sex
Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: family, flirt, sex
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, health, sex
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
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has 52.10 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, flirt, food, sex
This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fitness, flirt, food, sex
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, flirt, sex
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