The best flirt jokes

They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, flirt, sex
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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has 51.08 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, flirt
Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: family, flirt, sex
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
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has 49.80 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fitness, flirt, food, sex
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
Do you work at a cattery? Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: flirt, wine
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, flirt, sex
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