They say sex is a killer...
Do you want to die happy?
Vote:
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows...
You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Vote:
Are you a mum?
I am not a dad!
Maybe you could help me with that!
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up?
Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
Do you work at a cattery?
Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Let's not mess with nature.
We are here to make babies.
So, let's get to it.