The best flirt jokes

If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, flirt
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: business, flirt, food, money, sex
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fitness, flirt, food, sex
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
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has 50.20 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, flirt, food, sex
They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
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has 48.78 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, flirt, sex
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, flirt, sex
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
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