The best flirt jokes

Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: family, flirt, sex
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt
They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
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has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, flirt, sex
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fitness, flirt, food, sex
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
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has 47.94 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, flirt, food, sex
I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: flirt, wine
Do you work at a cattery? Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, flirt, sex
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: baby, Christmas, flirt, sex
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