The best flirt jokes

Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: family, flirt, sex
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: flirt, wine
This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
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has 51.80 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, flirt, sex
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: business, flirt, food, money, sex
They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, flirt, sex
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
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