Joke #12769

Do you squat here often?
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Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
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I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
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