Joke #12769

Do you squat here often?
Vote:
has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
Vote:
has 75.13 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, health
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Vote:
has 74.57 % from 377 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
I quit my gym this morning because one of the instructors started shouting at me, "Come on man, you've got to want it! Come on push. You can do it." I hate being disturbed when I'm having a dump.
Vote:
has 71.97 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, gym, mean
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Vote:
has 71.07 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, food, gym
I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
Vote:
has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: car, fitness, gym, time
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Vote:
has 65.42 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: flirt, gym, men
Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym? A: He was destroying his calves.
Vote:
has 64.43 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: animal, fitness, gym
Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.
Vote:
has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Vote:
has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, sport
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
Vote:
has 61.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, sex