The best food jokes

I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
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has 25.30 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, food, racist
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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has 25.12 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
Knock knock! Who's there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream land on you!
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has 23.19 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, knock-knock
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
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has 23.04 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity", said the shopkeeper. "No, I'll buy the chocolate. YOU give the money to charity!"
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has 23.03 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: food, money
Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
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has 22.30 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, sex
Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low? She thought it was diet coke.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye." "I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?" "I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
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has 21.59 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, communication, food
A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So the blonde whispers, "Oh sorry! can I have a diet coke then?"
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has 20.85 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said: Whats up wet backs. The first mexican said: I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts. The second old man said: What the hells that smell, smells like beanery. The second Mexican replies: It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell. The third mexican says: YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell. The third white guys says: I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.
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has 20.15 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: food, racist
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