The best food jokes

I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
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has 25.30 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, food, racist
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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has 25.12 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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has 25.12 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, food
Q: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet? A: A Budweiser in each hand!
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, beer, food
A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So the blonde whispers, "Oh sorry! can I have a diet coke then?"
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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has 24.15 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, work
Knock knock! Who's there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream land on you!
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has 23.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, knock-knock
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
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has 23.04 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity", said the shopkeeper. "No, I'll buy the chocolate. YOU give the money to charity!"
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has 23.03 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: food, money
Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low? She thought it was diet coke.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
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