The best food jokes

For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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has 26.01 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
Knock knock! Who's there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream land on you!
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has 25.99 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, knock-knock
What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
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has 25.72 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black people, food
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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has 25.12 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, food
A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So the blonde whispers, "Oh sorry! can I have a diet coke then?"
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has 24.28 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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has 24.15 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, work
Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low? She thought it was diet coke.
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
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has 22.34 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
Q: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet? A: A Budweiser in each hand!
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, beer, food
Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity", said the shopkeeper. "No, I'll buy the chocolate. YOU give the money to charity!"
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has 21.90 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: food, money
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