I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
Q: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet? A: A Budweiser in each hand!
A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So the blonde whispers, "Oh sorry! can I have a diet coke then?"
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
Knock knock! Who's there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream land on you!
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity", said the shopkeeper. "No, I'll buy the chocolate. YOU give the money to charity!"
Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low? She thought it was diet coke.