The best food jokes

What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
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has 29.81 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black people, food
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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has 29.75 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, food
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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has 29.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, food
Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. ' You should give that money to charity,' said the shopkeeper. 'No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!'
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: food, money
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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has 28.62 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
Two old ladies are in a restaurant. One complains, "You know, the food here is just terrible." The other shakes her head and adds, "And such small portions."
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has 28.48 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: food, old people
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
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has 28.36 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: food, racist, work
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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has 27.12 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food, mother in law
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
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has 25.97 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, sex
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