Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps?
Under his work boots.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
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I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. ' You should give that money to charity,' said the shopkeeper.
'No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!'
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Two old ladies are in a restaurant.
One complains, "You know, the food here is just terrible."
The other shakes her head and adds, "And such small portions."
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Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass?
A: He becomes a toblerone!
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I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but...
I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
Teacher: Now, Ramu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Ramu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.