Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets?
A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk 
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk?
A: The utter side.
A ham sandwich walked into a bar and the bartender said: "We don't sell to ham sandwiches."
But the sandwich replied: "That's okay, I only want a beer."
I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
Two old ladies are in a restaurant.
One complains, "You know, the food here is just terrible."
The other shakes her head and adds, "And such small portions."
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Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps?
Under his work boots.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.