What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. ' You should give that money to charity,' said the shopkeeper. 'No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!'
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Two old ladies are in a restaurant. One complains, "You know, the food here is just terrible." The other shakes her head and adds, "And such small portions."
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.