Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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Two old ladies are in a restaurant.
One complains, "You know, the food here is just terrible."
The other shakes her head and adds, "And such small portions."
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Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps?
Under his work boots.
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk?
A: The utter side.