The best food jokes

Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
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has 30.48 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: food, racist, work
What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
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has 30.47 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black people, food
I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
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has 30.36 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. ' You should give that money to charity,' said the shopkeeper. 'No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!'
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: food, money
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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has 28.81 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food, mother in law
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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has 28.62 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
Two old ladies are in a restaurant. One complains, "You know, the food here is just terrible." The other shakes her head and adds, "And such small portions."
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has 28.48 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: food, old people
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
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has 28.38 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
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has 27.18 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, food, racist
Teacher: Now, Ramu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Ramu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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has 26.62 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: food, god, school, teacher
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