The best food jokes

If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, work
What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
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has 29.81 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black people, food
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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has 29.75 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, food
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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has 29.31 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food, mother in law
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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has 29.23 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food, time
Two old ladies are in a restaurant. One complains, "You know, the food here is just terrible." The other shakes her head and adds, "And such small portions."
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has 28.48 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: food, old people
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
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has 28.36 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: food, racist, work
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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has 25.91 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, food
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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