The best food jokes

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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has 30.36 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, food, life
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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has 30.07 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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has 29.81 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food, mother in law
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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has 29.23 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food, time
What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
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has 28.75 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black people, food
Two old ladies are in a restaurant. One complains, "You know, the food here is just terrible." The other shakes her head and adds, "And such small portions."
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has 28.48 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: food, old people
A ham sandwich walked into a bar and the bartender said: "We don't sell to ham sandwiches." But the sandwich replied: "That's okay, I only want a beer."
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bartender, beer, food
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
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has 27.23 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: food, racist, work
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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