Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
Two old ladies are in a restaurant. One complains, "You know, the food here is just terrible." The other shakes her head and adds, "And such small portions."
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.
I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.