Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. ' You should give that money to charity,' said the shopkeeper. 'No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!'
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Two old ladies are in a restaurant. One complains, "You know, the food here is just terrible." The other shakes her head and adds, "And such small portions."
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
Teacher: Now, Ramu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Ramu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.