What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
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Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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Two old ladies are in a restaurant.
One complains, "You know, the food here is just terrible."
The other shakes her head and adds, "And such small portions."
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Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps?
Under his work boots.
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
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Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk?
A: The utter side.
I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but...
I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.