The best food jokes

I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
has 30.59 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, food, racist
What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
has 30.47 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black people, food
Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
has 30.07 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
has 29.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food, mother in law
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
has 29.10 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, food
Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. ' You should give that money to charity,' said the shopkeeper. 'No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!'
has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: food, money
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't because it won't come.
has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, food
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
Two old ladies are in a restaurant. One complains, "You know, the food here is just terrible." The other shakes her head and adds, "And such small portions."
has 28.48 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: food, old people
Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
has 27.60 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, sex
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