The best food jokes

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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has 30.36 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, food, life
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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has 29.75 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, food
What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
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has 29.27 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black people, food
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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has 29.23 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food, time
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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has 28.76 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food, mother in law
Two old ladies are in a restaurant. One complains, "You know, the food here is just terrible." The other shakes her head and adds, "And such small portions."
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has 28.48 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: food, old people
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
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has 27.60 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: food, racist, work
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
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has 25.30 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, food, racist
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