What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
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Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
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Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. ' You should give that money to charity,' said the shopkeeper.
'No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!'
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Two old ladies are in a restaurant.
One complains, "You know, the food here is just terrible."
The other shakes her head and adds, "And such small portions."
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Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps?
Under his work boots.
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam?
A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.