I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. ' You should give that money to charity,' said the shopkeeper. 'No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!'
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't because it won't come.
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
Two old ladies are in a restaurant. One complains, "You know, the food here is just terrible." The other shakes her head and adds, "And such small portions."
Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.