The best food jokes

An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye." "I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?" "I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
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has 21.30 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, communication, food
Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
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has 21.27 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, sex
There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said: Whats up wet backs. The first mexican said: I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts. The second old man said: What the hells that smell, smells like beanery. The second Mexican replies: It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell. The third mexican says: YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell. The third white guys says: I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.
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has 19.97 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: food, racist
Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
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has 14.82 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, food
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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has 14.75 % from 13031 votes. More jokes about: fart, food, life, music
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
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has 8.59 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, stupid, time
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