The best food jokes

Q: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet? A: A Budweiser in each hand!
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, beer, food
Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
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has 15.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, food
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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has 14.73 % from 13029 votes. More jokes about: fart, food, life, music
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
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has 8.59 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, stupid, time
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