There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said: Whats up wet backs. The first mexican said: I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts. The second old man said: What the hells that smell, smells like beanery. The second Mexican replies: It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell. The third mexican says: YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell. The third white guys says: I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It's mashing!